just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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