he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
50% drunk capacity currently
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
