Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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