just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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