I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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