two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
4 words: hood of his car
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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