do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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