i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this will be a night to untag.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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