Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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