I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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