3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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