I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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