do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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