Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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