I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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