Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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