I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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