I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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