All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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