Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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