I wish I could punch you in the face.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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