He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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