Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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