i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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