you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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