That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.