So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Even my vagina gasped.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on