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  So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Even my vagina gasped.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The stripper told Tom to sort his life out

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on

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