We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...