hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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