physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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