woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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