i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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