Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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