The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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