Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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