I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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