love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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