is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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