it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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