That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Life is so much better after having sex.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left