the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
