Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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