Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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