i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My life is pants optional.
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