I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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