That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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