i just google imaged poop.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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