she looked like the before picture.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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