im drinking this country out of the recession.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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