Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Randomize
