what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Randomize