problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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