i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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