We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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