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  that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."

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  I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.

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• (916): View more from California

  ............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.

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  Sounds like a good New Years

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• (516): View more from New York

  About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.

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