She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I will pee on everything he values.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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