just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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