If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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