I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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