We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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